I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
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Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
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I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I just gargled with NyQuil
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