you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
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you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
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It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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