Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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