Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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