How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
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What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
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He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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