so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
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but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
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Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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