We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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