I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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