Who wears a wallet chain?!
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
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Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
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No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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