He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Come see our sink grown plant.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
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Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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