Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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