so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
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we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
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He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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