why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
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As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
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Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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