think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
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hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
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Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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