I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Randomize
