We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Randomize
