Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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