Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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