I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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