I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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