i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
