I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
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You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
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Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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