as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
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Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
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MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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