So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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