this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
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When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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