so explain again why im purple
no
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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