no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
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She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
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There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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