Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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