Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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