That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Randomize
