My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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