I'm going to jail i love you
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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