i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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