Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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