Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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