Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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