She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I puked a lego.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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