pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
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