I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Randomize
