very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
I have to watch that.
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you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
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If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason