I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
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