you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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