I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
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I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
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The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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