But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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