So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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