I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
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Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
tell me about the fingering
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