we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
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i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
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There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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