Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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