I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
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This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
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You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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