its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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