im so drunk with asians
where?
always
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
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The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
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Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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