Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
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I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
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I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
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For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
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